Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”
Me: “What lights do you see on it?”
Client: “None. No lights.”
Me: “Plug it in.”
Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”
Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”
Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”
Me: “That’s normal for—”
Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”
hey sorry im late i didnt want to come
"its them they’re here" the starbucks employees scream. outside a line of white girls with their new iPhones awaiting their first instagram
harry is that kid that gets kicked with the ball in the face 2 seconds after the dodgeball game starts
Wouldn’t he just use magic to block the ball?
should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me
dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????
this can be taken two ways