clientsfromhell:

Client: “My modem won’t work anymore”

Me: “What lights do you see on it?”

Client: “None. No lights.”

Me: “Plug it in.”

Client: “It’s plugged in. But no lights.”

Me: “Have you been having problems with it lately?”

Client: “Yes, it used to heat up…”

Me: “That’s normal for—”

Client: “…so I put it in the freezer for a few hours.”

Me: “Ah.”

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"If you love somebody, let them go, for if they return, they were always yours. And if they don’t, they never were."

— Khalil Gibran (via ohlovequotes)

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my-h-e-a-r-t-s-not-in-it:

hey sorry im late i didnt want to come

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andrewbreitel:

"its them they’re here" the starbucks employees scream. outside a line of white girls with their new iPhones awaiting their first instagram

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3 days ago

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whatdat:

school supply list:

  • headphones
  • portable charger
  • knife

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3 days ago

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niazkillem:

panic-at-the-royalball:

niazkillem:

harry is that kid that gets kicked with the ball in the face 2 seconds after the dodgeball game starts

Wouldn’t he just use magic to block the ball?

image

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3 days ago

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Nicki claps with her ass

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methvevo:

should i message them again or am i just being really clingy and annoying: a life story by me

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oomshi:

vegay:

dONT BE A TEACHER IF U DON’T LIKE FUCKING KIDS????

this can be taken two ways

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